Here @Sumela dont wanna leave ya hanging.
About 25 years ago I answered one of those personal ads in the Newspaper.
I drove all the way out to Lake Geneva her name was Janet & she weighed about 300 pounds.
She came out the bedroom in a purple "Nighty"
I was finishing my supper watching tv set..
She couldnt " Wait" holy crap I swear 2 dear freaking gosh she "Raped" me that day